Worst Music Video EVER!

Worst Music Video ever

There it is. The worst music video ever. Period. There is nothing more to add, really. Too bad it comes with an awfully catchy tune.

The google video tagline says: “An 80’s Finnish music video called “I Wanna Love You Tender” by Armi & Danny” … I personally have never heard of them and I guess that’s not without any reason.

Anyway, they seem to be serious about it. Watch it. Listen to it. Suffer!

 

John Ashcroft porn

Ashcroft porn face

This is not even remotely new but I figured it would be a good idea to join the nearly endless list of blogs featuring the face of John Ashcroft made entirely from porn images.

Those of you not familiar with american ignorance politics might vaguely remember the name as “Hey, isn’t that this hilariously funny hardcore religious fundamentalist retard from The People vs. Larry Flynt?? — well, yes, that’s the one. Additionally he used to be the Attorney General of the United States and you better bet he still is somewhat influential on american ignorance politics.

So here is the photomosaic of John Ashcroft — and there is a larger version (1.200×1.800px) as well.

Oh and by the way … if you look at the larger version and go like … “Ah … I know this one … and her as well … oh, and she’s here, too ….ah, the goth series …” then … well …. don’t worry. That’s ok. 😉

Miserable Failure?

Oh well … it’s been a year of google bombing now but as this obviously continues to bring joy and happiness to the civilized world I thought I might as well have the links here, too.

The only remaining issue is: google results on failure (or miserable failure for what it’s worth) will still point to the president’s webpage even after George Double-Oh is gone … then again, the next president will inherit quite some problems worse than this, no?

What am I wearing?

Bah. Tagged by Nike. I’ll answer this right away (you could have caught me in moments WAY worse than this) .. only I’ll backdate the answer for exactly one year as I’m blogging in German now, simple as that. As far as I remember there’s no rule on how to date blog posts, right? 😉

So, I’m in the office. I could wear suits but that’d be somewhat overdone here as nobody else does. The joys of medium-sized IT companies. NOT!

Anyway – here we go:

  • Black Calida boxer briefs (the tight ones) — yes, Swiss bodywear. Just great. Oh, and in case you were wondering: I’d rather go naked than wear Calvin Klein crap. Just so everyone is clear and ON NOTICE!
  • Dark blue Mexx jeans, five pockets, pretty straight forward, nothing special at all.
  • Some red-greenish striped Hilfiger button-down shirt. Yes, the colours are kind of weird, but I’m not alive until roughly two hours after I got up, so colour blindness is the least of my problems in the mornings. And while I don’t wear a suit I couldn’t care less for the shirt. Also see: next item.
  • A thin black fleece. Thin. Black. Nothing special.
  • Black socks. As in: open drawer. Take out sock. Take out another sock. Repeat until any two socks look more or less the same. Return other socks into drawer. They are all black, so what’s the point in keeping them in pairs?
  • Black Vuarnet sneakers. Yep yep. French shoes. Great as well.

So — looking over this list makes me look like a brand dork. Well, I’m not, but how would you know? 😉

Revocation of Independence

I simply LOVE this text. It turned out not to be written by John Cleese (according to this ‘Urban Legends Reference Page‘) but that doesn’t exactly devaluate it.

Meanwhile there are many many versions around (distinguishable mostly by the number of listed points) but this is the one which has been accredited to John Cleese and it’s also the one I got to read first quite some time ago. Just that I didn’t have a blog back then to annoy you with the text.

Here’s the full text: Read More

Interview

hilarious interviewThat’s got to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. I have no hard evidence but I believe this is a fake (call it ‘male intuition’ *gg*).

I also haven’t got a clue what this is all about, seems to be dutch (someone has just come back from a hospital or what?). Doesn’t matter, though. Watch it!

(You need sound output)

Update 2007-06-06: There’s a version with background information and german subtitles at youtube now. 😉

Wedding gag?

Bride and Bridesmaids in bondage (bound and gagged)

Just another boring wedding.

And quite frankly (that’s me being something like an ‘other people’s weddings & baptisms veteran‘): Most of the times people don’t really have to say anything to each other anyway ….

Too bad this is the only picture from that wedding …

Update:  Good news! These are NOT the only pictures from that wedding!  Check out Max Wellton’s comment below and see the rest of the wedding here.

Thanks for this update, Max!