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March 8, 2010March 8, 2010 admin Leave a comment

In Anlehnung an Junipers Beitrag mit dem “Portrait of The Na’vi People of Hometree Wisconsin” hier die … eh … Vorhersagen von Chuck Wendig:

First — blue cat-slash-goat people run around half-naked. They’re topless. You catch all their curves. Right there you’ve got that anthropomorphic furry-esque hook — “I want to bang savage blue animal people” — which is probably the easiest and most obvious fetish connection in the film. And Cameron knew it. He had a design goal: “Make the blue chick fuckable.” I’m not kidding.

Der gesamte Artikel ist äußerst lesenswert. 🙂

Client number 9

March 17, 2008March 17, 2008 admin 2 Comments

Ashley Dupre

Eben habe ich noch über die bürgerliche Schadenfreude in Sachen “Steuerskandal” gelästert und schon muss ich zugeben: Eigentlich ist Schadenfreude doch die schönste Freude.

Wie nur unschwer zu erkennen sein sollte, geht es um Ashley “Kirsten” Dupre und Eliot Spitzer. Natürlich gibt es mittlerweile so gut wie keinen Witz mehr, der noch nicht gemacht wurde, das lasse ich also einfach mal (vorerst).

Aber dass ein bigotter US-Politiker, der in der Vergangenheit besonders hart gegen dieses widerliche Sex-Dings-prositu-dings-Zeugs vorgegangen ist, nun mit runtergelassen Hose erwischt wurde, macht ja letztlich doch schon ein bisschen gute Laune.

Was ich mich in dem Zusammenhang aber eigentlich frage:

Was muss eine Frau auf diesem Dienstleistungsgebiet so rein … sagen wir mal ….technisch beherrschen, damit ihr dafür jemand rund 1.000 US$ pro Stunde^* gibt????!?

Für sachdienliche Hinweise oder gerne auch wilde Spekulationen wäre ich vergleichsweise dankbar.

(^* das sind derzeit schlappe 640 Euro … Tendenz fallend … *hahaha*)

Ich finde …

February 29, 2008February 29, 2008 admin 6 Comments

Jason Statham

… sie sehen ja immer aus wie dieser Typ aus Crank!”

Das sagte eine meiner Lieblingsfriseurinnen eben. Bevor sie mir von Ihrer Lieblingsszene des Films erzählte.

Der Vergleich ist zwar bestimmt 15kg gelogen, aber trotzdem ein wirklich (wirklich!) nettes Kompliment. Genaugenommen würden mir kaum nettere Komplimente einfallen

Danke also nochmals. 😉 Das Wochenende kann kommen. Vielleicht kaufe ich mir doch mal eine schwarze Krawatte.

Lästerliche Kommentare diesbezüglich werden umgehend ~~gelöscht~~ zensiert. kthxbye.

Update – apropos Friseur: 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 … und nein, auch wenn’s quasi umme Ecke ist — das ist nicht mein Friseur. Echt nicht. 😉

Spam Lyrik

October 30, 2006October 30, 2006 admin 5 Comments

Ich versteh’s nicht. Ich versteh’s einfach nicht. Was treibt Spammer dazu, mir permanent Mails zu schicken, die nichtmal eine URL enthalten?

She and he honkeys’
Random willed sex smiles
Eco eat spun doc wet work
Paid by skin inch.

Achnee, ‘schuldigung, das ist kein Spam, das ist Steven B. Smith. Da applaudieren die Leute bestimmt (Hurz!).

Manah, Manah

October 12, 2006October 12, 2006 admin 4 Comments

Those were the days! I stumbled upon this original muppet version of “manah manah” which really brings back childhood memories. 😉

To be honest .. I found this over at Fleshbot when they featured an even older clip from a swedish softcore lesbian movie (which received a remarkable 8.0 out of 10.0 in viewer reviews over at imdb.com!!) — but who needs naked girls in saunas if you can look at these weird puppets?

Free Porn

October 7, 2006October 7, 2006 admin 2 Comments

That is … uhm … amazing! Here is the first porn production released under a creative commons license.

It is called “The Good Girl”, a 20 minutes film directed by sweet Erika Lust, who describes it as “the classic “pizza guy” porn flick revisited by Erika Lust, an indy porn director who added humour, passion and a female perspective to this porn cliche.“.

Although the attribute “average” applies to most aspects (from video quality to plot, not to mention the actors themselves…) it is still remarkable she released the shortfilm under a free license. Kudos, Erika!

Oh, one more thing: Unless english with a heavy (spanish?) accent is a turn on for you — do yourself a favour, turn the sound off and have something from your mp3 library instead. 😉

Please note that this movie contains explicit sexuality and is most likely not suitable for minors!

You can download the movie from this page. It’s roughly 80MB and you need the free Quicktime player (although it says ‘.avi’ on the intro page — just ignore that) to watch it.

Update: I had to disable commenting for this article due to massive comment spam. :-/

John Ashcroft porn

October 3, 2006October 3, 2006 admin 1 Comment

This is not even remotely new but I figured it would be a good idea to join the nearly endless list of blogs featuring the face of John Ashcroft made entirely from porn images.

Those of you not familiar with american ~~ignorance~~ politics might vaguely remember the name as “Hey, isn’t that this hilariously funny hardcore religious fundamentalist retard from The People vs. Larry Flynt??“ — well, yes, that’s the one. Additionally he used to be the Attorney General of the United States and you better bet he still is somewhat influential on american ~~ignorance~~ politics.

So here is the photomosaic of John Ashcroft — and there is a larger version (1.200×1.800px) as well.

Oh and by the way … if you look at the larger version and go like … “Ah … I know this one … and her as well … oh, and she’s here, too ….ah, the goth series …” then … well …. don’t worry. That’s ok. 😉

Behind every strong woman …

September 13, 2006September 13, 2006 admin 3 Comments

… there’s a man staring at her ass?

Well … most of you will have seen the ‘Birth of Sean Preston’ sculpture showing Britney Spears on a bearskin. While I exceptionally despise her music I found that I somewhat like this sculpture or rather the fact that she had Daniel Edwards make it. He called it “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston“.

This statue is (or has been) shown at the Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery in Brooklyn, New York — now as the average american is shocked by a baby magazine showing a breastfeeding mother I can vividly imagine their reaction to this sculpture.